What&#x27;s on in Parney Heath

Sun 12 Apr10:30St John, Great Horkesley(4mi)

United Celebration Service followed by Lunch

St John, Great Horkesley is hosting and we're advertising. United Celebration Service followed by Lunch — no spoilers, but their site has the full programme.

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Children & FamilySports & Fitness

Family Boxing (12pm)

All ages welcome

Sun 12 Apr12:00BKK Fighters HQ(4.6mi)

Mon 13 Apr18:00BKK Fighters HQ(4.6mi)

Muay Thai (6pm)

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Mon 13 Apr18:30BKK Fighters HQ(4.6mi)

NoGi Submission Grappling (18.30pm)

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Mon 13 Apr19:30BKK Fighters HQ(4.6mi)

Wrestling (for MMA)

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Arts & CultureCommunityWellness & Wellbeing

Art in the Community

These sessions are for people using creativity to improve their well-being and aid recovery from mental and physical issues, led in a relaxed and informal setting by Clive Wakeford.

Tue 14 Apr13:00Firstsite(4.8mi)

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Children & FamilySports & Fitness

Kids Boxing (5pm)

Ages 6-12

Tue 14 Apr17:00BKK Fighters HQ(4.6mi)

Tue 14 Apr18:00BKK Fighters HQ(4.6mi)

Ladies Only Boxing (6pm)

Ladies Only Boxing classes with coaches Mikey and Charlie

Tue 14 Apr18:30BKK Fighters HQ(4.6mi)

BJJ – Gi (18:30pm)

BJJ – Gi (18:30pm) is happening at BKK Fighters HQ. We've got the when and where — their site has the why and the how much.

Tue 14 Apr18:30BKK Fighters HQ(4.6mi)

Dutch Kickboxing Drills (18.30pm)

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Tue 14 Apr19:00Three Wise Monkeys(4.9mi)

South African Wine & Food Taster Evening

document.addEventListener('DOMContentLoaded', function(event) { TCWidget.createWidget({ iframeContainerId: 'tc-container-iframe-14762', iframeUrl: '//ticketscandy.com/e/14762/embed' }); }); Join us on Tuesday 14th April for our South African Wine & Food Pairing Evening. Enjoy as we take you through four-courses of seasonally inspired food and wine at Three Wise Monkeys - in collaboration with independent and local wine merchants and suppliers, Street Wines. Hosted by Charlie Rogers and Founder of Street Wines, Neils Dubro. Together, they will draw on their knowledge and experience, taking you on a journey of the world through wine, investigating the new and old worlds of wine and discussing what it is that makes food and wine work so well together. Our South African Wine & Food Pairing Evening begins at 7pm on our restaurant floor Tickets are priced at £40. The wines tasted will be available to purchase and take home on the night Over 18s only. Guests with specific dietary requirements or with allergies should contact the team via prior to ticket purchase. Access - There is no lift to access the restaurant floor of Three Wise Monkeys. There are two flights of stairs to reach the restaurant floor.

Primary Teacher Event 2026 | April 15th, 6pm

Wed 15 AprRed Lion Books(4.9mi)

Around £0.00

Primary Teacher Event 2026 | April 15th, 6pm

We are hosting a Teacher Event at Red Lion Books as part of the National Year of Reading

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Fri 17 Apr19:30Three Wise Monkeys(4.9mi)

Maiden Anglia - A Tribute To Iron Maiden

document.addEventListener('DOMContentLoaded', function(event) { TCWidget.createWidget({ iframeContainerId: 'tc-container-iframe-12445', iframeUrl: '//ticketscandy.com/e/12445/embed' }); }); TWM Live Presents: MAIDEN ANGLIA - A Tribute to IRON MAIDEN Friday 17th April, Doors 7:30pm Three Wise Monkeys, Colchester Returning to Three Wise Monkeys Colchester Maiden Anglia will be bringing you an extended set of classic Maiden to start your weekend off the right way! Doors open at 7:30 PM, with tickets priced at just £12 plus booking fee. Please note that access to the top floor of Three Wise Monkeys does not have a lift, but there are rest opportunities between each flight of stairs. Viewer discretion is advised: This show may potentially contain flashing and strobing lighting effects. We wanted to inform you of our refund policy regarding event tickets. Please note that we will be unable to process any ticket refunds within 7 days of the event. We understand that circumstances may arise that prevent you from attending the event, but unfortunately, we are unable to accommodate refund requests within this timeframe.

Sat 18 Apr18:00Three Wise Monkeys(4.9mi)

The Skbs - No Tourbus Required Tour 2026

Book Now Join The SKBs for a night of world-class musicianship, humour, and heart as they bring their acclaimed live show to Colchester. Blending classic rock, folk-rock, and soulful Americana, The SKBs deliver songs that feel both timeless and modern — rich with melody, storytelling, and emotion. Fans of Fleetwood Mac, Tom Petty, and The Eagleswill feel the success of their album Where This Leads Us, the band hits the road (without the bus… for now) for The Smallest Big Tour of 2026 — an intimate, high-energy set featuring favourites like Dust in the Light, Everything Must Change, The Whale Edge, and Welcome to My Life. Expect soaring harmonies, jangling guitars, warm humour, and the kind of connection that only happens when great songs meet great people in great rooms. Sat 18 Apr 2026 6:00 PM - 10:30 PM Three Wise Monkeys - Colchester, CO1 1DN

Sun 19 Apr18:00Three Wise Monkeys(4.9mi)

The Skbs - No Tourbus Required Tour 2026

Book Now Join The SKBs for a night of world-class musicianship, humour, and heart as they bring their acclaimed live show to Colchester. Blending classic rock, folk-rock, and soulful Americana, The SKBs deliver songs that feel both timeless and modern — rich with melody, storytelling, and emotion. Fans of Fleetwood Mac, Tom Petty, and The Eagleswill feel the success of their album Where This Leads Us, the band hits the road (without the bus… for now) for The Smallest Big Tour of 2026 — an intimate, high-energy set featuring favourites like Dust in the Light, Everything Must Change, The Whale Edge, and Welcome to My Life. Expect soaring harmonies, jangling guitars, warm humour, and the kind of connection that only happens when great songs meet great people in great rooms. Sun 19th Apr 2026 6:00 PM - 10:30 PM Three Wise Monkeys - Colchester, CO1 1DN

Tue 21 AprJersey Museum(3.7mi)

Talks & Lectures

Lunchtime Learning

Are you a Jersey Heritage Member, who'd like to learn more but pressed for time? Come to our lunchtime learning sessions throughout the year at Jersey Museum

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Wed 22 Apr19:30Three Wise Monkeys(4.9mi)

Fotoform

document.addEventListener('DOMContentLoaded', function(event) { TCWidget.createWidget({ iframeContainerId: 'tc-container-iframe-15655', iframeUrl: '//ticketscandy.com/e/15655/embed' }); }); TWM Live presents Fotoform, a band from Seattle blending post-punk and dream pop, performing live at the Top Floor of Three Wise Monkeys, Colchester, Support from - Slow Husky and Distorted Model Drawing comparisons to The Cure, Slowdive, and Cocteau Twins, Fotoform’s three albums have received critical acclaim from outlets including NPR, KEXP, Magnet, The Big Takeover, SPIN, and Bandcamp. Their latest album, Grief is a Garden (Forever in Bloom) (2025), explores themes of grief, love, and loss and was selected for KEXP’s DJ John Richards Record Club, as well as voted by listeners as one of KEXP’s 100 Best Albums of 2025 (#52 – the highest placing independent band). The album was created by Kim House (vocals, bass, synths, guitar) and Geoff Cox (guitars), joined by Michael Schorr (ex-Death Cab for Cutie) on drums. Fotoform formed out of Seattle’s goth-gaze band C’est la Mort, debuting with their self-titled album in 2017, which was selected as a KEXP listeners’ Album of the Year.