Three Wise Monkeys

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Football Quiz

Book a Table Test your knowledge of the beautiful game, and help raise money for an incredible cause! - £3 a head (CASH ONLY)- Maximum 6 to a team- Food served throughout Please arrive at least twenty minutes before the quiz is due to start to place food and drink orders.

Sun 17 May18:40Three Wise Monkeys

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Oasis Only (Oasis Tribute)

document.addEventListener('DOMContentLoaded', function(event) { TCWidget.createWidget({ iframeContainerId: 'tc-container-iframe-11869', iframeUrl: '//ticketscandy.com/e/11869/embed' }); }); Hailing from Essex and gigging throughout the South-East and surrounding areas Oasis Only are the must-see Oasis Tribute band for any Oasis fan "Mad Fer It"! Oasis Only has an extensive setlist, which is changed regularly to keep the set fresh! Setlist includes; Roll With It, Hello, Acquiesce, Supersonic, Morning Glory, Slide Away, Stand By Me, Importance Of Being Idle, Lyla, Cigarettes & Alcohol, Champagne Supernova, Rock N' Roll Star, Hindu Times... plus many more Oasis anthems. The 5 piece band have created the ultimate Oasis gig experience of over 2 hours of the very best Oasis anthems! This is "definitely maybe" the next best thing to the real Oasis! Friday 22nd May, Tickets £12 + Booking fee Please note that access to the top floor of Three Wise Monkeys does not have a lift, but there are rest opportunities between each flight of stairs. Viewer discretion is advised: This show may potentially contain flashing and strobing lighting effects. We wanted to inform you of our refund policy regarding event tickets. Please note that we will be unable to process any ticket refunds within 7 days of the event. We understand that circumstances may arise that prevent you from attending the event, but unfortunately, we are unable to accommodate refund requests within this timeframe.

Fri 22 May19:30Three Wise Monkeys

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Punk's Dead #3

document.addEventListener('DOMContentLoaded', function(event) { TCWidget.createWidget({ iframeContainerId: 'tc-container-iframe-14783', iframeUrl: '//ticketscandy.com/e/14783/embed' }); }); Punk's Dead #3 all dayer comes to you from the incredible Punks Dead Promotions. Join us for a day of punk, hardcore and rock music. FEATURING SETS BY // RAD PITT THE WINONAS AWAP NIHILISTIC BISCUITS CRYING IN COLOUR MICE'S LARA PRICE YEMO TELLUMS Tickets are £8 IN ADVANCE or £10 ENTRY OTD for the whole day. Saturday 23rd May, Tickets £8 + Booking fee Please note that access to the top floor of Three Wise Monkeys does not have a lift, but there are rest opportunities between each flight of stairs. Viewer discretion is advised: This show may potentially contain flashing and strobing lighting effects. We wanted to inform you of our refund policy regarding event tickets. Please note that we will be unable to process any ticket refunds within 7 days of the event. We understand that circumstances may arise that prevent you from attending the event, but unfortunately, we are unable to accommodate refund requests within this timeframe.

Sat 23 May15:30Three Wise Monkeys

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Film, TV & Music Quiz

Book Now Test your knowledge of all things film, TV and music, all whilst raising money for an incredible cause! - £3.00 a head entry, will all proceeds going to a selected charity or cause - Maximum 6 to a team. - Food served throughout. Please note you will be required pay on entry with cash. Please arrive at least fifteen minutes before the quiz is due to start to be seated/place food and drink orders.

Mon 1 Jun19:10Three Wise Monkeys

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Colchester Comedian of the Year - Heat 2

BOOK NOW Colchester Comedian of the Year 2026 The hunt for the next big thing in comedy is on! Join us for a high-stakes night of laughter as six elite comics from across the circuit battle it out for the 2026 title. This competition is open to all, bringing a diverse mix of styles and perspectives to the Colchester stage. The finalists will have to prove they are the full package across two high-pressure rounds: The Stand-Up Showdown: Each act has just 5 minutes to deliver their sharpest, most killer material to win over the room. The Improv Gauntlet: In the second half, the comics go head-to-head in a series of Mock the Week-style games. Expect quick-fire rants, "Scenes We’d Like to See," and plenty of spontaneous chaos. Your Host: Louie Green Guiding you through the carnage is the incomparable Louie Green. Known for his effortless charm and razor-sharp crowd work, Louie is the perfect ringmaster to keep the energy high and the comedians on their toes. The Power is in Your Hands As an audience member, you aren’t just a spectator—you’re the judge. Your laughs (and your votes) will help decide who walks away with the trophy and the glory of being crowned the 2026 champion.

Wed 3 Jun19:00Three Wise Monkeys

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Dookie - UK Green Day Tribute

document.addEventListener('DOMContentLoaded', function(event) { TCWidget.createWidget({ iframeContainerId: 'tc-container-iframe-15427', iframeUrl: '//ticketscandy.com/e/15427/embed' }); }); TWM Live presents Dookie, the UK’s longest running tribute to Green Day, returning for a 90-minute set of pure hits at Three Wise Monkeys, Colchester. Supporting is Blinked 182, playing all the classics. Date: 6 June Venue: Three Wise Monkeys, Colchester Tickets: £15 Doors: 7:30pm Ages: 18+ Please note that access to the top floor of Three Wise Monkeys does not have a lift, but there are rest opportunities between each flight of stairs. Viewer discretion is advised: This show may potentially contain flashing and strobing lighting effects. Refund policy: We are unable to process any ticket refunds within 7 days of the event.

Sat 6 Jun19:30Three Wise Monkeys

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Shar's Drag Bingo

document.addEventListener('DOMContentLoaded', function(event) { TCWidget.createWidget({ iframeContainerId: 'tc-container-iframe-15227', iframeUrl: '//ticketscandy.com/e/15227/embed' }); }); Shar invites you to Three Wise Monkeys Colchester, for an evening of songs, silliness and bingo. Tickets £5, Doors 7pm, Restaurant floor This gig takes place on the restaurant floor of Three Wise Monkeys Colchester Access – There is no lift to access the restaurant floor of Three Wise Monkeys. There are two short flights of stairs to reach the top floor with rest opportunities between each flight.

Thu 11 Jun19:00Three Wise Monkeys

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Live Music

PSYCHOSOCIAL - Emo vs Nu-Metal Club Night

document.addEventListener('DOMContentLoaded', function(event) { TCWidget.createWidget({ iframeContainerId: 'tc-container-iframe-14604', iframeUrl: '//ticketscandy.com/e/14604/embed' }); }); It's Emo vs Nu-Metal! A night dedicated to heavy riffs, massive tunes and the tracks that defined an era. From sing-along choruses to mosh-ready breakdowns, we're playing the songs that still hit just as hard. Come ready to shout, dance and mosh the night away. Friday 3rd July £5 advance (+ booking fee) Doors 8:30pm Over 18s only This gig takes place on the top floor of Three Wise Monkeys Colchester Access – There is no lift to access the top floor of Three Wise Monkeys. There are flights of hand railed stairs to reach the top floor with rest opportunities between each flight

Fri 3 Jul20:30Three Wise Monkeys

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